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game on!

i have a game which i constantly play when i'm alone.

the social game.

i'm sure you play it too..
you know the one, when you realise your friends aren't with you to make you look cool any more.
so you survey the area...
until you find someone else who is also by themselves.

and then it begins.


the aim of the game is to be the most successful on the first encounter given in point systems.
who makes contact with another human being first-and likes it.
most of the time we revert to the phone in order to look like someone's given us a message, but really, it's more awesome if you didn't touch your phone, and it goes off.
extra points if your ringtone is just as awesome as your non-strategically planned effort of making contact with life.

if both players have a failed the first encounter opportunity, the point system restarts.
the ultimate win is if there is physically someone there in front of you talking.
and none of that.."uhh, you're sitting in my spot. i always sit there." (from random person)

it's super win if you enjoy the presence of that somebody. whether you make a hearty laugh from a comment, or they enjoy your company so much, they sit with you.

it's overkill however, if you stare at your opponent the whole time.

and it's just rubbing it in your opponents face if that person walks away from you, making your opponent think she still has a chance, but to find that that person has just gone off into the university's refectory (food court) in order to walk out with lunch, and not just lunch for themselves, but oh! one for you too~
oh how heartily you laugh as you eat that delicious beef kebab smothered with hot chilli sauce and garlic just the way your opponent likes it
and oh! your friend was kind enough to think of buying you fruit salad too, with delicious, juicy watermelon.
and you go over to thank your friend, slowly you lean in and YOU GET A FRIGGIN KISS TOO?! MOTHER OF A FIEND! HOW YOU SMITE ME WITH YOUR CRUELTY!
YOU MAY WIN THIS ROUND, BUT I WILL WIN ONE DAY.
AND TIL THAT DAY COMES, I'LL STALK YOU AND BE PREPARED WITH MY ARMY OF FRIENDS TO LIFT ME TO THE HEAVENS IN FRONT OF YOUR MEASLY EYES
THEN YOU SHALL SEE!
THEN YOU WILL FEEL THE PAIN THAT I FELT THAT ONE UNGODLY DAY!!
MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

*cough*,
kerplouski.

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