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supermassive blackhole

this is why i was never any good with diaries.
i may start off well with my entries, and then a time gap gets in the way, then an even longer time gap; soon enough, the gap becomes a black-hole where time, space and conscientiousness are lost forever.
but you haven't completely lost all faith in me writing in this blog again have you?
black-holes. ptsch. honestly.

here's some exciting news to wake you up though. MY weeks in which my 'destiny' has conjured up for me has totally been watching reruns of captain planet lately.
IMPOSSIBLE you say. OUTRAGEOUS you believe.
YOU DYED YOUR HAIR GREEN,TURNED INTO THE INCREDIBLE BLUE HULK, GREW A MULLET AND HAVE A PET MONKEY?!

i do like the monkeys...
but no.
let's begin the low-down.
FIRE
that's right. fire at the workplace. mr arsonist thought it would be incredibly fun to light up a bin and send flames fuming into the ceiling, setting off the fire alarm so that *squeals* firemen would come to rescue us unFORtunate citizens who prefer to watch the last 30 minutes of their film, rather than saving themselves from the firey whips of the flames, whipping the air like it's its own bitch.
it doesn't get more exciting than that. oh, but it doesn't stop there.
WATER
that fire alarm which set off the sprinklers caused the drains to overflow and flood majority of the complex's area; so we had to use the power of, that's right...
WIND
...well more like...vacuum cleaners which specifically suck up water from carpets..
and that was just one night.
obviously destiny wanted me to stick all the planeteers powers together in one episode, but another holy being stopped that from happening. ah, such crazy humour these beings have.
because the next day, we had
POWER-failure.
ahhahahhaha
the whole shopping centre had a blackout. all except our glorious cinema. it was so pretty. the dull lighting shining across the complex walls. the warm glow of each lightbulb. the pearl white teeth workers wore while effortlessly showing how badly they wanted to be at work that day,
i started to feel all romantic~

that's when i got thinking, all this captain planet stuff was pretty groovey. sign me up anyday for frequent power combustion to save my life from its evil boringness.
until i realised, i was missing one element.
EARTH
horrible, horrible earth.
with its blasted gravity. dont' ask me how, but it did it.
a huge.
effin.
15 inch.
CRACK.
on my screen.


my belo-ved.
laptop.
screen.


which ended my daily internet affair...for the while.
and yes, i am typing to you at the moment with screen colour leaks streaked across its face. bloody emo laptop.
soon...soon enough i'll take you to the rehabilitation centre. and you shall be free~

*dances away*
plouski.

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